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Turning 30!

Turning 30! 1

Next month I am going to celebrate my 30th birthday. Yes you heard it right the big 3..0 is descending upon me. It has got me thinking about a lot of things.

The problem is I am not fearful of turning 30, I just don’t want to look 40! Whilst many women at this age are at the peak of their careers and enjoying nights out in the city, having date nights and lavish meals out, I on the other hand have opted for a different life.

It was never supposed to be that way. I had always envisioned the above, but you see, love has a lot to answer for and when I fell for my husband at the whipper snapper age of 18, I did not contemplate marriage by 22 and three children by 26. Life has a funny way of not being as planned as you had expected.

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Big Boobs V’s Small Boobs Part 1 – Bring it on!

Big Boobs V’s Small Boobs Part 1 – Bring it on! 0

I went away for a girl’s hen night weekend a few weeks ago and I was discussing the merits of my smaller boobs since having children. The girls were not quite convinced and said they loved my bigger boobs, but having been both full busted and now should we stay cough ahem petit (actually strained teabags but that’s what bra’s are for hey?) I can definitely see the advantages and disadvantages to both sides of the fence. So I decided to put it to twitter and these were the responses. This week we are going to look at the advantages and disadvantages of the bigger breasted lady!

Advantages of Big boobs (Taken from things people said on twitter!)

@_Johnsonbabies  I never had to wonder what ‘chicken fillets’ were? – True, you never have to worry about extra padding or volume with an ample bosom!

@mummyandmonkey They look fantastic in certain tops and clothes fit better – I agree, in the days when my boobs were bigger, they looked fab in cross over and square cut tops as the cleavage was shown off to its best advantage! Some people however with big boobs actually find themselves to be out of proportion.

Can wear dresses that are low cut – Plunging necklines don’t really work unless your boobs are fake as there is little natural uplift and actually it can look a bit too much in your face!

@innocentcharmer Feel attractive womanlier – I can understand this viewpoint. Curves in the right places can make you feel grand!

Clothes fit better – Not always but you certainly can fill clothes out better on the top half. Some people with big boobs actually find themselves to be out of proportion!

Body looks more in proportion – only if your boobs evenly match your hips!

@MummyLion Attracts the boys – Yes they do! I no interest in me at school until my boobs grew overnight (so much so, people rumoured I had had a boob job at 16! Yeah, right!) And Valentine’s that year was quite busy!

@Needaphone Get to front of line in pubs – It is easier to get served. They are noticed more!

@MummyLion could work as a stripper or a Topless model! – He he, Yes, work is available but I fear in my case you have to have the face to go with it!

 

Big boobs v's small boobs!

Big boobs have great advantages!

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Feeling Pixieish?

Feeling Pixieish? 0

Sometimes just sometimes, I like to be a little pixie like.

Sometimes I will accidently hand my husband cutlery knowing it’s two forks.

Sometimes I will eat two chocolate flakes in one day and claim the children got to them!

Sometimes I like to pair all the sock oddly.

Sometimes I think I might be a little bored! Sometimes I am!

But mostly it alway done with a pixieish glint in my eye and it give me those secret giggles that you get.

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The Business Suit of Underwear!

The Business Suit of Underwear! 0

You know those days where you need to feel confident on the inside and the outside. The days where you need to make and impression and a good one, where everything you say counts and you need to ooze professionalism and power? These days include things like when you have an interview, or are completing the latest business deal or in my case an OFSTED inspection or when you are trying to convince the pre-school that actually you are in control of your three children and yes you really did mean for them to pull at the top of your top and let a boob fall out! (Whoops did I say that outloud?)

Well those days, where actually in fact deep within the core of it you are a quivering wreck, I have found you some salvation. That is the beautiful and highly classy underwear otherwise known as Lauren.

The Business suit of underwear

Confidence building!

 

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